As not seen on TV
So I swear Mayra and I are not incompetent parents. After our last fiasco with Alessandra and her magical mess, Mayra and I wised up. We took some great suggestions from peoples comments on how to keep her diaper on and applied them appropriately. We put her diaper on backwards, we put bloomers on her... Continue Reading →
As a new father, the first time that fatherhood became real for me was when I held my son for the first time. Yeah I went to all the doctor appointments, saw Mayars belly grow, went for late night craving runs and tried not to provoke the beast when Mayra wasn't feeling it. However, none... Continue Reading →
For 100% disclosure, I, like my stealthy children, was a Dennis the Menace type of child growing up. I was hyper, lacked focused in school and acted like the mix of a kid who ate paint chips and the mix of another kid who ate paint chips. I was sent to the principals office so... Continue Reading →
Special thank you to WaterWipes. They saw our poop story and felt for us. Sent us over hundreds of wipes for Alessandra. The Hill clan much appreciates it.
This past Friday night I was sitting at my computer in the man cave, trying to figure out how I was going to make this blog site, Googling "How to blog", when my son came up to the man cave door. My back was to the entrance but I heard him slowly shuffling up because... Continue Reading →
What's up everyone. I'm Jesse Hill, father of two incredible and gifted children, Jesse and Alessandra. I wrote a little story about how Alessandra assaulted all five of my senses via poop on facebook and the story got a little popular. My inbox and the comments were subsequently flooded with people asking me to start... Continue Reading →
So I was having a pretty good day. Dropped the boy off at school, worked out, let the dogs outside and began chilling like a boss in my man cave in the basement. Mayra was out teaching her workout class, Alessandra was sleep in her room and the dogs were outside. I had the house... Continue Reading →
April 30th, 2017 Last night I almost Uncle Phil tossed both my kids out of the house. Mayra went out with her home girl so I was holding down the castle, cause I’m bout that life. As I’m going up stairs to make sure Jesse is in bed I notice a card on the floor.... Continue Reading →
It looked like Trump dropped the MOAB on my sons room. Literally took all day to clean my sons room up yesterday. From 9am till 6pm. I saw true horrors in there. Luckily thanks to me getting shredded and Juicy in the gym as of late, I was able to knock it out, no problem. #BeforeandAfter #leggo... Continue Reading →
